“Intelligibility Porn”

[x-posted at The Rumpus]

I tried to show some restraint. But it is now 11:59 Eastern time, and The Rumpus, an ostensibly bookish blog, still has not marked, observed, or otherwise commented on today’s release of The Lost Symbol, the new book by Dan Brown. This deserves a post simply as a cultural phenomenon, and it appears that I’ll have to be the one to do it.

To be fair, The Lost Symbol‘s release can’t measure up to readers crowding New York’s piers, waiting for the final installment of a Dickens novel. Still, two things merit a mention. First, Random House’s security measures. These include allowing only six employees to read the complete manuscript; preparing 10,000 non-disclosure agreements to accompany the 5 million first-run books; and sending librarians a letter asking them to keep it under “lock and key.” Amazon apparently looked to Cold War cinema for inspiration in its precautions: the online behemoth stored its books in a chain-link enclosure with 24-hour security and two locks requiring two separate keys kept by two separate people.

While we’re on the subject of Amazon, let’s note that The Lost Symbol has perched comfortably on its “Top 100” list for the past 149 days. And this brings us to today’s second important item—the sales. Around the globe, retailers are reporting that Brown’s book is the “fastest-selling adult novel ever.” (As the New York Times astutely notes, this implies that J. K. Rowling will hang on to her “fastest-selling period” crown.) Mass culture is too fickle a mistress for The Lost Symbol to match The Da Vinci Code and its 81 million sold since 2003. But it looks like the new novel will do just fine.

I realize that I still haven’t talked about the book. I don’t plan to read it, though I did read The Da Vinci Code. (Honestly, I don’t see how one can claim to care about contemporary reading, writing, and culture without at least flipping through it—it’s a low-brow barometer.) But one of the best takes on Brown belongs to New York‘s Sam Anderson. (And not just because he did a nice interview with The Rumpus.)

Anderson admits that Brown’s corpus is “implausible, inaccurate, horrifically written, saddled with comically mechanical love plots, et cetera ad infinitum.” But he goes on to argue that

the power of Dan Brown is very simple: He exists entirely to make us feel smart. He is devoted to reader empowerment like Keats was devoted to euphony. . . . The Da Vinci Code is intelligibility porn: You get the satisfaction of understanding, over and over, without any of the real-world effort.

I especially like Anderson’s concluding point—that cheap-shotting Brown has “exactly the same degree of difficulty as solving his clues and puzzles, and offers similar pleasures. Superfans and detractors are united in this: They leave the books feeling equally smart.” Also worth noting (and sighing over) is the sidebar to Anderson’s essay, which lists “Ten Works That Have Sold as Well as The Da Vinci Code–Combined.”

Finally, here’s an excerpt from The Lost Symbol—no key required.

Why Are Were Artists Poor?

[x-posted at The Rumpus]

Reading Jeremy Hatch’s post on Andrew Keen and starving artists, I couldn’t help but think of Joel Barlow (1754-1812). Barlow was a poet, one of the Connecticut Wits, to be precise, so my mental leap probably owes more to the fact that I was reading Barlow right before I clicked over to The Rumpus than to anything else.

Still, there is a connection. In 1783, Barlow wrote a letter to Elias Boudinot, the president of the Continental Congress: “As we have few Gentlemen of fortune sufficient to enable them to spend a whole life in study, or enduce others to do it by their patronage, it is more necessary, in this country than in any other, that the rights of authors be secured by law.”

At this point, America didn’t have anything resembling modern copyright law—England had just finalized its pioneering policy in 1774—and Barlow outlined how this was hampering artists like Timothy Dwight, future president of Yale and current author of The Conquest of Canaan. The Conquest of Canaan was perhaps the first American epic poem, “a work of great merit,” according to Barlow, though it’s probably better described as “ambitious.” Dwight had been sitting on his creation for six years because, in Barlow’s words, “the Author cannot risque the expences of the publication, sensible that some ungenerous Printer will immediately seize upon his labors, making a mean & cheap impression [i.e., an edition], in order to undersell the Author & defraud him of his property.”

In what now seems like a rather silly instance of “states’ rights,” Connecticut passed its own copyright law in 1783. Slowly, the other states followed, with national copyright coming in 1790. But copyright was only the first step to solving Barlow’s problems—authors still had to find a way to earn a living, as William Charvat argues in his Profession of Authorship in America: 1800-1870, where I first encountered Barlow’s story.

Charvat’s book is now an academic classic—the library copy I’m reading has more pencil in it than a third-grade classroom—even though he never finished it. Charvat died at 61, leaving behind a jumble of papers and notes and a preliminary table of contents. His colleagues at Ohio State came together and forged a fitting tribute. Matthew Bruccoli, a young professor who would become the world’s top Fitzgerald scholar, edited the text as best he could, using a system of brackets to mark materials Charvat “may have intended to delete or shift or rewrite,” as Howard Mumford Jones explained in his “Foreword” to the book.[1]

Anyway, Charvat shows how early American authors, far from receiving advances, actually had to pay to publish their works. Authors fronted the money, publishers distributed the product, and nobody made a livable wage. Barlow ended up working as a chaplain in the Continental Army and writing The Vision of Columbus, his own ambitious epic, on the side. The best an author could hope for was to sell subscriptions to his potential masterpiece based on a prospectus. (Here, the military bailed Barlow out again: 117 of his 769 subscribers for The Vision of Columbus were officers.)

Barlow was one of those unfortunate souls who outlive their art. But he deserves credit for being perhaps the first American to talk about the financial realities of writing—and at a time when his gentleman friends considered such talk tawdry and cheap.

Today, of course, we talk (and tweet) about little else. I find it reassuring to remember that people—thinking, breathing, 3-D people—have worried about protecting copyright, finding an audience, and getting paid for a long time.

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[1] Jones’s “Foreword” is a fascinating document in the history of academic criticism, if you’re in to that sort of thing. The Profession of Authorship in America came out in 1968, two years after the game-changing “Languages of Criticism and Sciences of Man” conference. Jones does praise Charvat’s “rational scholarship” and “objective research,” but, when it comes time to attack the opposition, he still goes after the New Criticism and the Northropean archetypes. Either way, Jones was right to play the underdog; he mentions “a famous [contemporary] American publishing company which, on moving from its old location to its new one, dumped its back records without regard to their historical worth for scholarship,” and Charvat’s methodology and concerns didn’t get their due until more recently. Thankfully, we’re now seeing something of a Charvat renaissance; Ohio State even named its special collection of American fiction after him.

Linking and Fact-checking: The New Yorker Strikes Back

[x-posted at Splice Today]

In this week’s New Yorker, James Surowiecki has a great piece on health care. (How’s this for a lede? “There are times when Americans’ attitude toward health-care reform seems a bit like St. Augustine’s take on chastity: Give it to us, Lord, but not yet.”) It examines the current debate through two concepts: the “endowment effect” (owning something makes you overvalue it) and the “status quo bias” (people tend to prefer the, well, status quo). If there’s something vaguely Gladwellian about this, Surowiecki manages to be both original and non-strident, which is harder than it sounds when it comes to health care.

But I was struck less by Surowiecki’s content than by his form. A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a story on the New Yorker‘s fabled fact-checking department and its stubborn refusal to link to sources. My main piece of evidence was Nicholson Baker’s story on the Kindle, which mentions a YouTube video but by the wrong name—a mistake easily avoided if his editors had only linked to the video in their online edition.

This is what makes Surowiecki’s column so interesting: it has links, lots of links, 15 in all, mostly to the political polls and broader scientific studies on which Surowiecki builds his argument. I can’t remember another New Yorker story doing this. I looked through Surowiecki’s archive, and, while he regularly cites statistics and other linkable data, this is his first “Financial Page” column to include links. (As opposed to his blog, which links regularly.)

It would be preposterous for me to take any credit for this shift. (And it’s a minor shift, anyway: the issue’s non-Surowiecki stories don’t link.) Still, if I bashed the New Yorker‘s staff when they blow it, I should praise them when they get it right—even if they never emailed me back.

Jericho Scott Has A Cold

[Deadspin]

Over at Deadspin, I’ve got a long feature on Jericho Scott, the 9-year-old baseball player banned for being “too good.” I wanted to explain how and why this became the worst-covered sports story of 2008, but I also wanted to track the kid down—not to interview him, which I never did, but to watch him play. He became my 9-year-old, 58-pound Moby Dick, and, when I finally found him, he was pitching for a spot in the PONY World Series.

Anyway, after almost 3,000 words, you’d think I’d be out of material. But the topic of youth baseball is just that rich. Here’s a few bullet points that didn’t make the cut.

  • First, some closure: CBC went 2-1 at the PONY World Series—very respectable, especially when you consider that, after all the rain outs, they finished up in New Haven on Monday afternoon, then boarded a 6 a.m. Tuesday flight out of LaGuardia. Caguas, a team from Puerto Rico, won the whole thing.
  • Back to the New Haven tournament. The weekend’s best game actually came in the losers’ bracket—Stratford sent it to extra innings with a bottom-of-the-sixth home run, with CBC ultimately winning 9-8. But the real fun came afterward, as I briefly mention in my piece. I didn’t see who or what instigated it, but two men testosteroned at each other until one took a verbal cheap shot at another, older man in a wheelchair. At this point, everyone began lunging, restraining, or screaming, as was their wont, and a New Haven official made a panicked call to the cops. The whole time this was going on, Mark Gambardella was calmly rechalking the field.
  • Most of my game notes (like the one above) focused on parents and coaches—and rightly so. After each game, the kids just climbed trees or played on dirt piles.  Still, from the beginning, the CBC players seemed much more tense, tearing up after every negative outcome. Is this related to the fact that CBC coaches retied their players’ shoes for them so they didn’t have to remove their batting gloves? I think so.
  • Last week, the New Haven Register ran its own one-year-later story on the Scotts, the first item I’ve found that doesn’t date from the original uproar. The story repeats the errors I describe in my piece and adds a few of its own, starting with a description of Gambardella’s “Little League all-star team.” When I mistakenly said “Little League” in our first interview, Gambardella corrected me: “We’re not Little League—we play real baseball.” The man is a municipal treasure.
  • While we’re talking about the Register: they were one of the many dead-ends in my attempt to find Jericho, which took multiple months and was much harder than I expected. In fact, Jericho’s most lasting legacy might be making it impossible for future generations to find a baseball team. (If you Google “new haven little league,” you get a bog of blog posts, but no contact info. For posterity, then, the organization’s online presence is here.) Some highlights from my quest included emailing the Scotts’ lawyer (his reply to my email read, in full, “They decided to move on and not pursue the matter”); calling the national PONY offices (someone answered as if it were a personal cell phone); and asking a New Haven school district about a principal and baseball coach (the secretary immediately started screaming, “No! No! No! He no longer works here!”).
  • Finally, if you’re in the mood for another instance of the sports media bringing a story to life only to kill it, check out my old interview with banned student sportswriter Michael Daly.

Linking and Fact-checking: Best Served Together

[Splice Today]

Over at Splice Today, I’ve got a story on linking, fact-checking, and Nicholson Baker’s great New Yorker essay on the Kindle. Again, the point isn’t that Baker and co. made a mistake—and it’s about as small a mistake as one can make—but that the mistake would have been prevented if the New Yorker used the full power of online publishing, in addition to their normally excellent fact-checking department.

Anyway, as part of the piece, I emailed the New Yorker at their generic themail@newyorker.com address to ask about the error. My email—and, if it arrives, their response—is after the jump.

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